Trying to make myself a better person. Give me a chance.
“People aren’t chocolates. Dyu know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
- Dr Cox [Scrubs - My Common Enemy] (via escapethegrey)

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

must be my lucky day
itshosayblog:

bradisangry:

I’ve never been so proud to have my Englishness mocked

Bring your silly accent to America

I’M TRYING D’:
channeler:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN
I’ve never been so proud to have my Englishness mocked
Anonymous asked:
balrghdkd

Excuse you.

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D